Liam is a funny kid. He loves to talk and talk and talk and talk. I suppose I can only blame myself for that really. Anyway he says some really funny things that I have been meaning to write for ages.
Liam has just turn 3 and he;s a typical boy. He has a tendency to play with his penis like a lot of little boys. We are constantly telling him to not do it and explain why its not appropriate etc. James now tells him if he plays with it will drop off!!! I don't think he believes him, because he still does it. Anyway I was taking Liam to the toilet one day and I thought he was trying to play with his penis so I say, "Don't play with your penis!" to which he replies, " I'm not, I am just pointing it down!" Then I say,"you know what daddy says if you play with your penis too much." Then here it is, the line of all lines," Yes, he says it will drop off and if it drops off I will be a girl!!!"
I almost fell over from trying so hard not to laugh. I did ask James later if he actually has said this to him and but he hasn't. We have assumed he has just put two and two together!
Another pearler was when he had been a bit naughty so I put him in his room for time out. He got so upset he just cried and cried. Finally I got him out and told him I was upset with his behaviour to which he replied, " See these tears mum, I am upset!" He pointed ever so sadly to his face as he said this.
Needless to say, Liam keeps us well entertained!
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